Here's the Mayuri that I made a loooooooooooong time ago (May 15th), but never posted it because I had a few things left to do. I just had to finish the thingies on his chin & ears and then do the shading. So, here he is finally! Enjoy!
I took Japanese for two years, but my lack of practice made me forget a lot of what I learned. Your translated sentence looked a little weird semantically and I'm not sure if the whole thing even made sense, but I figured out what you were meaning. lol
YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! Call me crazy, but Mayuri is my all-time favorite character in Bleach. (Kisuke is his close second... I have this strange infatuation with Squad 12.) South Park Mayuri = WORK OF JESUS.